The Czar of Russia
was out in his coach when he saw a farmer eating some bread.
‘I’m hungry,’ said the
Czar. ‘Stop the coach!’
He got out and asked
the farmer for some bread. The farmer bowed low and gave him some.
‘This is the best bread
I have ever tasted,’ said the Czar. ‘Who made it? ’
‘My daughter, Katya,
your Majesty,’ replied the farmer.
‘Tell me about Katya,’
said the Czar.
‘ Oh, she’s a wonderful
girl,’ said the farmer.
‘ So pretty, so good,
so strong, such a good worker, such a good singer …’
‘ And such a good
baker,’ said the Czar with his mouth full of bread. ‘Is she clever too?’
‘Oh yes,’ boasted the
farmer. ‘She’s the cleverest person in Russia.’
‘What? Cleverer than
me?’ asked the Czar.
‘Oh no, your Majesty.
I’m sorry, I didn’t mean that,’ began the farmer.
But the Czar had jumped
back into his coach.
‘I’ll be back!’ he
called out.
The next day the Czar
came back. He gave the farmer a basket of eggs.
‘If your Katya is so
clever, see if she can hatch these eggs into chickens,’ he said. ‘I’ll be back
tomorrow!’
The farmer took the
eggs to Katya.
‘But these eggs are
hard boiled,’ she said. ‘They won’t ever hatch out.’
‘Oh no!’ said the
farmer. ‘What shall we do?’
‘Don’t worry, I know
what to do,’ said Katya with a smile.
The next day the Czar
was on his way back to the farmer’s house when he saw a girl throwing some
beans onto the ground. She was singing a song.
‘Grow, beans, grow!’
she sang.
The Czar stopped the
coach.
'What is your name?' he
asked the girl.
'Katya,' she replied.
'So you're Clever
Katya,' said the Czar. 'What are you doing?
'I'm sowing boiled
beans, your Majesty,' said Katya, and she went on with her song.
The Czar lauhged. 'How
can boiled beans grow, you silly girl?' he asked.'They can grow just
as quickly as hard boiled eggs can hatch out,'replied Katya.
The Czar lalughed again. 'That's a clever reply,' he said. 'I thought I could trick you but you were too clever for me. All right, you win this time, but let's see if you can do something else.'
'What's that?' asked Katya.
The Czar gave her a
handful of wool.
' I want you to make curtains for the palace out of this,' he said.
' I want you to make curtains for the palace out of this,' he said.
Katya took the wool
home and told her father what she had do.
'Oh no,'said the farmer. 'How can you make curtains with so little wool? It's impossible.'
'Don't worry, Father,' replied Katya. 'I'll think of something.'
'Oh no,'said the farmer. 'How can you make curtains with so little wool? It's impossible.'
'Don't worry, Father,' replied Katya. 'I'll think of something.'
The next day the Czar
came back to the house.
He was beginning to like Katya.
'Well?' he asked. 'Have you made the curtains?'
He was beginning to like Katya.
'Well?' he asked. 'Have you made the curtains?'
Katya smiled and gave him a little twig.
'What's this for?' asked the Czar.
'Well, your Majesty, it's like this,' said Katya. 'We're very poor - too poor to buy a spinning wheel. But if you can make a spinning wheel out of this twig, then I can spin the wool and make your curtains.'
'What's this for?' asked the Czar.
'Well, your Majesty, it's like this,' said Katya. 'We're very poor - too poor to buy a spinning wheel. But if you can make a spinning wheel out of this twig, then I can spin the wool and make your curtains.'
The Czar laughed. he
knew he couldn't make a spinning wheel out of a little twig.
' You win again,' he said.
Katya laughed too. She was beginning to like the Czar.
'There's one more thing I want you to do,' said the Czar, and gave Katya a cup.
' I want you to fill this cup with all the water from the sea,' he said.
' You win again,' he said.
Katya laughed too. She was beginning to like the Czar.
'There's one more thing I want you to do,' said the Czar, and gave Katya a cup.
' I want you to fill this cup with all the water from the sea,' he said.
Katya told her what she
had to do.
'but that's impossible,' he said.
'Don't worry,' Katya replied. 'I'll think of something.'
'but that's impossible,' he said.
'Don't worry,' Katya replied. 'I'll think of something.'
The next day the Czar
was back. Katya came to the door with the cup.
'It's empty!' said the Czar. 'You're not so clever after all. You can't do what I asked.'
'Yes, I can,' replied Katya. 'I can fill the cup with all the water from the sea, but there's one problem.'
'It's empty!' said the Czar. 'You're not so clever after all. You can't do what I asked.'
'Yes, I can,' replied Katya. 'I can fill the cup with all the water from the sea, but there's one problem.'
'What's that?' asked the Czar.
' Well,' said Katya, 'if I do that, then all the rivers will flow into the sea and fill it up again. But if you dam up all the rivers first, then I can fill the cup with water from the sea.'
The Czar laughed louder
than ever. he knew he couldn't dam up all the rivers.
'You're a very clever girl,' he said. 'Will youi marry me?'
'I will if you promise me one thing,' said Katya.
'What's that?' asked the Czar.
'You're a very clever girl,' he said. 'Will youi marry me?'
'I will if you promise me one thing,' said Katya.
'What's that?' asked the Czar.
'Promise me that if you
ever get fed up with me and send me back home, you will let me take one
thing with me.'
'What thing?' asked the Czar.
'The thing I love best in the palace,' replied Katya.
'I promise,' said the Czar.
So Katya married the Czar,
and for a year they lived happily. But one night the Czar was in bad mood and
he quarrelled with Katya.
'You think you're so clever,' he said. 'Well, you can go back and be clever in your father's house.'.
He called his servants
and told them to get a cart ready to take Katya home.
All Katya said was, 'You look tired. Have a cushion for your head.'
The cushion was very soft. The Czar closed his eyes and Katya began to sing softly. Before long the Czar fell asleep in his chair....
When the servants came
back, Katya gave them a big chest and told them to put it on the cart.
'My clothes are in there,' she said.
'Your clothes are very heavy,' said the servants, but they heaved the chest onto the cart.
The servants took Katya
home.
‘It’s good to see you,
Katya,’ said her father, but he looked worried. ‘Why are you back? Did you
quarrel with the Czar?’
‘Yes,’ said Katya. ‘But
don’t worry. I won’t be back for long.’
They heaved the big
chest off the cart and took it into the house.
‘It’s very heavy,’ said
Katya’s father. ‘What’s in it?’
‘Open the lid and see,’
said Katya.
The farmer opened the
lid of the chest. There inside lay the Czar, fast asleep.
‘What have you done?’
asked the farmer. He looked frightened.
Just then the Czar woke
up and saw Katya.
‘I thought I told you
to go back to your father’s house,’ he said.
‘I did,’ replied Katya.
The Czar sat up and
looked around. He saw Katya’s father.
‘You wicked girl!’ he
said to Katya. ‘How dare you kidnap the Czar of Russia!’
‘Don’t you remember
your promise?’ asked Katya.
‘What promise?’ asked
the Czar.
‘You promised that if
you ever got fed up and sent me home I could keep the thing I loved best in the
palace. Well, it’s you!’
The Czar laughed. He
jumped out of the chest and hugged Katya.
‘You were right,’ he
said to the farmer. ‘Your daughter is the cleverest person in Russia, and I’ll
never send her away again.’